jod13whittaker:

Shout-out to the month of April for lasting 3 days to make up for March lasting a full and frothy 74

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gluten-free-pussy:

mwagneto:

TWO MONTHS LEFT OF THE 2010S HOW ARE WE FEELING

(via tyleroakley)

hand:

Me forcing myself to save money and cook instead of eating out

(via tyleroakley)

careful-crow:

thewitchway:

nakedinasnowsuit:

santmagdalene:

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

(via clefunable)